Wednesday, June 10, 2009

what is this f*ckery?

when i saw this photo at this link, i asked peter... what the hell is this?



this was his response:

I believe that is a Maramet. The Maramet is a highly intelligent land otter native to the Peruvian mountains. It's survival hinges on its ability to accurately mimic human traits and mannerism, allowing it to blend in with modern society. The Maramet is able to imitate young children, thus fooling human parental units into feeding him. However, in last few years, the Maramets population has started to dwindle due to the increasingly fatty foods that they are being fed. On a steady diet of Cheetos and Soda, Maramets have grown fat and lazy, becoming too unattractive to breed. The picture you are looking at is a new trial program being run by the Worldwide Wildlife Federation. The WWF is introducing beer to the Maramet's diet, hoping that the added effect of beer goggles will get the species to start mating once more. The trial is in its early stages and noone is quite sure if it will work yet.

Hope that clears things up.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

from now on you shall all address me as...


mrs. captain sexy kirk.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

happy earth day!

recycle. reduce. reuse--



we can close the loop.

Monday, April 6, 2009

je suis moi.

i think my "checked out" list at the library very much sums up who I am in 10 items (aka a nutshell):


i've got... 2 vampire novels, 2 vampire comic books, 1 classic disney movie, 2 italian films, 1 non-fiction disney animation book, a non-fiction book peter's parents recommended, and lil bit o' sylvia plath.

ah, j'aime la bibliothèque!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

ladeeda.

just another lazy sunday... and what am i doing?


[photo souce]

ho hum.
 
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